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Obsessive-Compulsive Email Checking Disorder (OCECD) 

- noun

1. A psychiatric disorder characterized by a subject's obsessive thoughts and subsequent compulsions to check his/her email.
Tara's Obsessive-Compulsive Email Checking Disorder (OCECD) has severely compromised her job performance.
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Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder 

FOCD is the term describing someone's need to turn every bit of information written down as notes into flashcards.
Kristen has Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Have you seen her stack of index cards for spanish? It's gotta be half a foot tall!

OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder) 

Clinical name for being a total d bag, most of the time.
Many automobile drivers have OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder). An example of OCDBD is not signaling before switching lanes.

OCGD (Obsessive Compulsive Googling Disorder) 

call it what you like: but it's working on stuff other than work during work hours (& thus causing work problems).
Looks like Larry has a case of OCGD (Obsessive Compulsive Googling Disorder) as he never get's any work done because he is too busy googling and searching all day long!

Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder

O.C.G.D
1.<noun> a disorder that describes people who google things all the time that don't even matter to them; usually people start O.C.G.D when they are bored or have no life and usually google things by surfing celeberities and half watching shows with there T.V. turned towards them.
1. Person: I called Jacob to hang out but he said he was working on homework. But it sounds like he was probably just googling stupid stuff like he always does.

OtherPerson: That guy totally has O.C.G.D

Person: What?

OtherPerson: Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder

Person: Yeah you're right he does

Obsessive Compulsive Like Disorder 

Obsessive Compulsive Like disorder is a speech problem facing many stupid teenage girls today. It is when you insert the word like almost any place in your sentence while talking.
Brook: omg like, hey.

Glenna: Hey like, do u like know if he like, likes me?

Brook: He like, likes you, not like doesn't like, really like like you.

Glenna: Oh, I like get it now, like.

^
(example of Obsessive compulsive Like Disorder)

Reply Compulsive Disorder

The need to reply to a text message no matter what it says.
Girl:"lol"
Dude:"yep
Girl:"Reply Compulsive Disorder"