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boy bestie 

A boy bestie is not a boyfriend but always there when you need them , there there is you need a shoulder to cry on or some one to speak to , there the best !!!
I'm so upset , I need to speak to my boy bestie x
boy bestie by Lulcyyyyy May 15, 2018

Boy Bestie 

~They are a person that is always there whenever you need to talk.

~You can talk to them about anything.

~You guys can be goofy around each other.

~You guys will act like siblings.
~ He teases you a lot or the other way around
~You guys text/ talk to eachother a lot.
~You put him before any other boys you talk to!!

A boy bestie is basically someone you eventually catch feelings for or already have...
“Is that your boyfriend!”
“No he’s my boy bestie

Bastian Schweinsteiger

The most solid performance from a central midfielder at World Cup 2010. Also the future star of Brazil 2014. Bayern Mnich midfielder that rapes and gets the job done.
Bastian Schweinsteiger is looked up to by many fans.

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality

The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.

Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.
Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.

Alistair: Jesus Christ.

Busting a Tit 

When you get so angry at another man that your tit just pops and the milk goes fucking everywhere.
Damn, did you see Will Busting a Tit over there?
Busting a Tit by TitBuster3000 November 28, 2017

Busting your shit 

Falling on your ass (or some other body part), and hurting yourself enough that you had to go to the doctor or probably should have gone to the doctor.
I saw that video of you totally busting your shit. I thought you died or broke your coccyx or some shit like that. How many stitches did you have to get?