Noah's Mother 

The simple but funny answer that one gives when they don't feel like or don't know the actual answer to a question

Person 1: Hey who was that you were just talking to on your phone?

Person 2: Noah's mother... maybe

Person 1: Shut the f*** up

Noah's Mother by Noah's Mother September 15, 2016

smotherer

A large booty on a girl. Named a smotherer because if she were to sit on your face, she would completely smother you. The term smotherer is not specifically positive or negative, that judgement is made by the user of the word. Some men like smotherers, some don't.

Guy1: See that girl over there? She got a fat ass man!
Guy2: Yeah man, that's a real smotherer. If she sat on my face, no way would I be breathing. Mmm mmm!

smotherer by Jamie Deuce September 5, 2008

smoshers 

a little known religious group who view the birthdays of the two creators of smosh as religious holidays and do not talk at all during those days. also they follow every twitter page related to smosh, watch all their videos and ask twitter questions every week no matter how inconvenient the time. they also own the shut up app and have sent fain mail at least once.

Alex: why is Jessica not talking today?

Kevin: its Ian's b-day

Alex: so?

Kevin: shes part of a group called smoshers its a religious thing, she cant talk today.

smoshers by jessiknick September 25, 2011

Smotherly Love 

Overfunctioning maternal instincts. To smother with love.

You want someone you care about to be happy? They won't be able to live, learn, and breath with too much smotherly love. Do them a favor: back off and let them be miserable once in a while.

Smotherly Love by Word Smithie May 21, 2013

Dangerloadmen's Mother

everyones sloppy seconds

"I'm currently doing Dangerloadmen's Mother!!"

"That's not a very hard achievement.."

Dangerloadmen's Mother by Currently doing dangers mother February 16, 2022

smitherines 

Lots and lots of very tiny miniscule pieces.

If you don't stop playing that CD, I will mash it into smitherines.

smitherines by Garrett May 29, 2003

smothering 

usually when is guy is lying down, and the girl kneeling over his head so that her pussy is near/on his face, like usually in the guy's mouth.

a great way to do oral sex on a lucky girl.

look it up on google image search.

last night for the first time she suggested smothering, and we both totally loved it.

smothering by kittykat69_17 January 31, 2005