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shartenfreude 

The act of shamefully rejoicing in the misfortune of someone else's shart.
Don't laugh at John pooping himself, that's just shartenfreude.
shartenfreude by Capricorn Banana January 27, 2009

sharpening my mustache

I have been caught sharpening my mustache in college.
sharpening my mustache by Joesippy November 12, 2014

ShardEnder

An infinitely powerful individual. Legend says that she has possession of extreme rarities like ELO's Garden Rehearsals, the master tapes for The Beach Boys' SMiLE, and a completed version of The Who's Lifehouse.
Person: I wish we could hear take 51 of Baby I Apologize...
ShardEnder: Hold my beer...
a person who is extremely smart even though they may not always show it.

a person possessing an extremely large penis, more in length than width but can very from person to person
Person # 1 - damn that was the biggest dick i've ever seen
Person # 2 - you must have been with a sharper
Person # 3 - how did you know?
Sharper by kaliffa1122 January 23, 2011

Dj sharpnel 

A collabaration of some of the greatest speedycore/ j-core djs ever.
Dj sharpnel is some fucking hard energy speedycore huh?
Dj sharpnel by Sora01 October 20, 2008

We'll eventually have to sharpen the ax 

A common saying for somebody wanting to leave a place, usually a party. Commonly used as a hint that you need to get going.
Well, David, we'll eventually have to sharpen the ax...