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William Shakespeare

Hated by English students worldwide.
He is supposed to be the greatest playwright to have ever lived in spite of being in dire need of a spell check.

WARNING: Shakespeare may be safe or even beneficial when consumed in homeopathic quantities, but can cause permanent brain damage in larger doses.
William Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing.

spittin' shakespeare 

I ain't paying no attention to that; you just spittin' shakespeare!
spittin' shakespeare by THE FELLAS® September 9, 2016

William Shakespeare

An absolute Genius! The greatest person to ever write plays.
William Shakespeare by Hydragon January 22, 2005

Black Shakespeare 

blak sheyk-speer
-noun

Tyler Perry.

In reference to the American actor, director, playwright, screenwriter, producer, author, and songwriter Tyler Perry. Perry wrote and produced many stage plays in the South during the 1990s and early 2000s. Many correlations and comparisons have been made of Tyler Perry to the 16th century English poet and playwright, William Shakespeare widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist.
Hey, you see the new Madea film?

Yeah it was brilliant.

I know right. Tyler Perry is the new Black Shakespeare.

fucking Shakespeare 

someone who is incredibly inept with words
Bob: I, uh... well... Jeez, I was flunder--I mean wondering if--
Bill: Sheesh, look at Bob. Fucking Shakespeare, he is.

Reverse Shakespeare 

The act of giving a woman half the amount of poison that Romeo gives Juliet in order to knock her unconscious in order to commit heinous sexual acts.
Man: Hey girl, drink this
Girl: Ok. No problem
(Girl then falls to ground unconscious)
Man: Best! No I can proceed to carrot this chick in the butt. Thanks reverse shakespeare.
Reverse Shakespeare by koolSWEDE January 27, 2011