semi-permeable

-Would you say this kase is pure or impure?
-eh, semi-permeable

-That girl is neither a pig nor a princess, she is semi-permeable!

semi-permeable by ron joremey March 4, 2005

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Permerection

(In men) A state of near constant arousal sexual arousal.

Jen gives me a Permerection.
Alfonse took 3 viagra, and now he has a permerection and circulation problems.

Permerection by Kris Green September 18, 2005

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permed • Permed random • Permed up • permadirt • perked • Permadrunk • perved • perked out • Permadirty • permeable

premeditated infirmary

The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive coughing, pretending to vomit) in an effort to convince everyone that you are really sick. This way when you play hookie on the monday after your weekend drinking binge your co-workers will believe that your calling-in-sick is legitimate.

Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what tool"

*THAT MONDAY*

Man #1: "I see Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."

premeditated infirmary by Psycho-J December 1, 2006

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Perved

Verb. (Perving, perved)
To be verbally sexually harassed, so that no actual innapropriate touching was involved, usually just annoying questions or statements.

"That guy at the bar just asked me what cup size I was." "Wow, you got perved."

Perved by Terpsichore May 14, 2009

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Permadon

A permanent condom. A requirement for a summer in Portstewart for all the riding you do everyday. Otherwise your dangler will be hanging red and raw as Gez Hassons face

"By Jaysus Doccy that is a quare amount of turfing even by Ballydes standards, you must be burning through your schlippy stash of jondoms faster than the speed of Des!"

"Not at all my fine fellow, I have equipped my good old boy with a permadon. Now I can horse any old badger that comes my way - after I seduce them with my jazz music or a trip to the opera"

Permadon by Victor The Night Porter June 13, 2008

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premedial therapy

Excessive massaging, stretching, etc. in anticipation of an injury.

Guy 1: "Dude, why are you getting a massage before the race"
Guy 2" "Just gettin some premedial therapy"

premedial therapy by itsjeg March 11, 2012

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parmed

lit as fuck

The delta boys were parmed as fucked .

parmed by bigdickplaya69athotmaildotcom April 14, 2017

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