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old fashion chewing

She got on her knees and gave me some old fashion chewing

Old Fashion Victor 

When you mix a guinness and vodka preferably Belvedere to 3:1 ratio.
Pass my an Old Fashion Victor, more vodka the better

Old fashion rage quit 

When you get so upset you pull your wired controller out if your console
Jerome: "Ahhhhrggg I'm done with this game!! (Pulls controller out of console and throws it)

Michael: "That's an old fashion rage quit right there."

unfortunate old fashion 

When a girl gives you a hand job, while simultaneously turning away to puke, and continues to fondle your weiner aggressively.
"Brianna gave me an unfortunate old fashion in the back seat of a car ride home. Bitch left me blue balled and half of the car covered in chunks lol!"

Old Fashion

An unlubricated and painful handjob, usually performed instead of sexual intercourse, much to the dismay of the male involved.
Bro, I thought I had it in the bag with Michelle last night, but she just gave me an Old Fashion. This morning was the most painful morning of my life.
Old Fashion by bige24 August 12, 2011

Old Fasioned Brownie Duster 

When one smears waste on your partner’s face, in the shape of a beard. Then you put baby powder in your butthole, fart in their face. The baby powder then sticks to the waste and creates the appearance of a white beard.
Man, after he climaxed, he shit in my face and gave me an Old Fasioned Brownie Duster.