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Mohammed Khalifa 

When you become a rapper, suicide bomber, and to top it all off, a pornstar, all at the same time. They typically tend to rap about blowing up their own pussy, which so happens to be infected. Mohammed Khalifa enjoy shoving toy planes into themselves and squirt out ashes. Are usually attracted to minors and use them to assist in bombings.
Is that a plane?
No it's a Mohammed Khalifa, run!!!!!!
*BOOM*
Mohammed Khalifa by TuDulceVeneno October 12, 2022

Mohammed Osman

A White Man who wants to be Black, He sucks at Basketball, In a Team always being Benched.
Mohammed Osman: Ugghh another Airball...
Coach: Mohammed! Get your White Bum lookin head Right here!

Mohammed Osman: Come on Coach! It's been weeks! I always get Benched Coach!
Coach: I'm sorry my Nigga, I know your dream was to be Black, but you just don't have the talent my boy, have you tried Permanent Ink?
Mohammed Osman: Bruuhh I tried everything...
Coach: Look here's the Deal, If you can't be Black by the end of the season, I'm sorry but your out of the team.
Mohammed Osman: NO! Coach this is the only team that I can join because no one else wants me, I am very lonely Coach.
Coach: (Sigh...) Sorry Kid, there's no hope for you in this world.
Mohammed Osman goes home and went to his bed crying, he soon stopped playing and started playing 2K16 on his Xbox None but his Item Binder is just filled with Bronze Cards, he looked at his favorite card Ryan Kelly with 66 overall.
Soon Mohammed was Kicked out the Team soon Mohammed was Missing and left no trace.

Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed 

Some guy's real name. It's a valid string for a man of an Arabian/Middle Eastern name, having the first name Mohammed, the middle name Mohammed, and the surname (last name) Mohammed. Also the most popular boys name in the entire world when you use the first name only. Mohammed M. Mohammed would be the way to say it with the middle initial.
I met this 3-1/2 foot tall guy with a black beard and turban who calls himself Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed and I picked him up, cuddled him in my arms and felt the wiry hairs on his chin.

Mohammed Mustache

Just like a Dirty Sanchez, however after the wipe you sprinkle sand on it.
Man you should have been there last night! I gave this girl a mohammed mustache, it was sweet.
Mohammed Mustache by Dino Tank March 3, 2008

mohammed zidan 

footballer for werder bremen and egypt.
nasty moves
Don't you mean zidane?
No, zidan, without the e. He's good
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mohammed zidan by Andrew April 10, 2005

Mohammed Osman

A White Man who wants to be Black, He sucks at Basketball, In a Team always being Benched.
Mohammed Osman: Ugghh another Airball...
Coach: Mohammed! Get your White Bum lookin head Right here!

Mohammed Osman: Come on Coach! It's been weeks! I always get Benched Coach!
Coach: I'm sorry my Nigga, I know your dream was to be Black, but you just don't have the talent my boy, have you tried Permanent Ink?
Mohammed Osman: Bruuhh I tried everything...
Coach: Look here's the Deal, If you can't be Black by the end of the season, I'm sorry but your out of the team.
Mohammed Osman: NO! Coach this is the only team that I can join because no one else wants me, I am very lonely Coach.
Coach: (Sigh...) Sorry Kid, there's no hope for you in this world.
Mohammed Osman goes home and went to his bed crying, he soon stopped playing and started playing 2K16 on his Xbox None but his Item Binder is just filled with Bronze Cards, he looked at his favorite card Ryan Kelly with 66 overall.
Soon Mohammed was Kicked out the Team soon Mohammed was Missing and left no trace.

mohammed rahman 

A sexy ass arab boy that’s 6’4 and loves long walks on beaches he also drives a g63 amg and most importantly don’t show that nigga your girl because he’ll 10000% steal her from you
Yo this nigga Mohammed Rahman has that splet