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marmite Smurf 

Did you see that marmite Smurf
marmite Smurf by Boersuenkkie01 February 10, 2023

Schrodinger's Marmite 

Something that you love and hate at the same time, like Schrodinger's cat which existed in a state of being both alive and dead. The quantum superposition of the two emotions (love and hate) may collapse at some point in the future.

Schrodinger's Marmite can be used instead of the term Love Hate Relationship
Bill "I really like watching YouTube videos"
Ted "I have a love hate relationship with it, for me it's Schrodinger's Marmite"
Bill "oh you are just too clever for me"

Spread the marmite 

The process of keeping your feet connected to the floor in contemporary dance. No one wants to be a dead fly.
As you roll from one side to the other really spread the marmite to keep connection.

marauder of the marmite motorway

A derogatory term for a homosexual male

The Marmite Theory 

The theory that if a girl likes marmite, she swallow after giving a blow job, and if she doesn't like marmite she'll spit.
'So I was getting head from Mary last night, but she doesn't like marmite so the end was a real buzz kill. Damn the marmite theory!'
The Marmite Theory by Joeh! January 3, 2013

Henry marmite breath 

Henry the type of guy to lick his big black fingers clean after a filthy five guys on Saturday to then eat a family size pack of monster munch. Henry says he going to lose weight but never does as he is so fat and sticky. The gap in Henry’s tooth is bigger than his future, You could fit a pencil through the gap in his teeth while also eating those crunchy eye boogas
Henry marmite breath is the type of guy to eat the dirt in his fingernails
Henry marmite breath by Sumink November 29, 2021