KryptoNike 

The worst brand of shoes that don't even last a couple of days and can cause dangerous blisters

My feet hurt like hell, must have been due to the KryptoNikes I'm wearing

KryptoNike by Humerian January 14, 2011

Black man’s Kryptonite 

specifically a thick, big Booty white girls with colorful eyes. (Preferably) green, gray, blue.

Damn… look at shawty with the fat ass and pretty eyes; she most definitely Black man’s Kryptonite.

Black man’s Kryptonite by MitchGrant July 31, 2021

kryptonite 

What white girls are to black men.

"Hey Leroy, where you been, the white girl got you under a spell??"
"Nah man, it's just the kryptonite!!"

kryptonite by jaxnajax March 19, 2009

kryptonite 

Kryptonite is the new beer. It is a high energy, high alcohol drink with distinctive affects; namely memory loss, intense energy, false confidence and a guaranteed crazy adventure.

Designed originally for special occasions, but rapidly becoming a weekly, if not daily, ritual by students everywhere.

Kryptoingredients:

1) Red bull equivalent energy drink (Cheap brands - preferably "Red Rooster")
2) Blue WKD equivalent (Cheap brands - preferably "VS")
3) Vodka (Cheap brands - preferably "Morinov")

Depending on next day memory requirement, ratios can vary from 3:2:1 (I have an exam tomorrow), 2:2:1 (standard), or 1:1:1 (not for the inexperienced)

Pre-drinking ritual:
Once enough drinks have been mixed for all involved in the kryptosession, everyone must lift their glasses, clink them together, and recite the Kryptoast:

"See you tomorrow!"

An immense concoction, not for the inexperienced.

1) Mike: "Hurry up and mix that drink! I need my krypto!"
Sam: "But it's only 9:30 on a monday morning"
Gareth: "Yea but we is soled. Gotta hit the kryptosesh hard"

2) Mike: "Ahh mate i'm buzzing from that kryptonite!"
Sam: "I don't understand what you are saying my friend, I have had 4 pints of kryptonite"
Gareth: "Mix up some more biatch"

3) Mike: "Arhhh mann, I is buzzzinnnnn!!!"
Sam: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Gareth: "fjdisdfojsifoijoisf!!!"

kryptonite by samstorm88 May 5, 2007

arabian kryptonite 

when a man pulls out his pennis so a women
who walked out on him would come back

The arabian kryptonite is a failproof trick!

arabian kryptonite by sex dog May 13, 2005

kryptonite 

Marijuana(ussaly dro) mixed with crack cocaine

yo Im on that kryptonite, strait up on dat kryptonite

kryptonite by goooooooogle bob October 14, 2006

Black Woman's Kryptonite 

Water

I actually despise water, but that makes sense--water is the black woman's kryptonite.

Black Woman's Kryptonite by JT3JC May 5, 2012