Knob 

noun. Somebody too stupid to be an entire tool of the Military-Industrial complex bipartisan shit show in the junk heap on the Potomac called the ship of state; just a hive-minded true believer in red, white or blue on a black background with a purple frame, hearting the bullshit of their chosen color and getting angry at the other color. Mass Pavlovian conditioning to cheer on a clown car demolition derby on a figure 8 track cheering and jeering at the baboons in congress on Capitol Hill.

Are you serious, you knob? Trust Elon to get us to Mars when his second stages rain debris all over the bahamas and boca chica, calling the launches a success because they caught the boosters with giant chopsticks?

Knob by Whistle Blower0013 April 1, 2025

knob-slob 

(verb) The act of performing highly skilled fellatio in such a manner as to provide great joy to the recipient.

His girlfriend knew how to knob-slob like there was no tomorrow.

knob-slob by The Empress II October 25, 2010

Knob-Scratched 

The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)

I'm going down Split Ends to get my knob scratched.

Knob-Scratched by WS7 September 4, 2003

Knob Lobber 

A member of the group, “The Knob Lobbers,” is one that lobs knobs. These knob lobbers operate as one, being a hive mind of pyros. The Knob Lobbers can be encountered within the popular game Team Fortress 2. In such an event, wacky, maybe even silly shenanigans will rapidly ensue, due to the alarming lack of brain cells among the aforementioned hive mind.

XxStu_pidFacexX: Beware of the knob lobbers, I just saw a cluster of them in the sewers…

AverageScvnt69: Great advice. I will make sure to stay alert in case I come across the Knob Lobbers as well. Thank you.

Knob Lobber by SuspiciousRatty April 30, 2023

knob swallower 

A derogatory term for a faggot.

Jessis told me she tried to fuck Stoney last night, but it turns out he is not into chicks. He is a fucking knob swallower!

knob swallower by QPump August 5, 2011

Knob Drop 

Usually caused by too much Angry wanking, it is when the area on the shaft just below the head of the penis becomes weak and flimsy, causing the head of the penis to dangle.

My knob drop has gotten so bad recently that my penis looks like a broken banana in a sock

Knob Drop by goatlingun December 30, 2008

Knob out

A now relic term from the 40's indicating an expression of genuine amazement that makes a male want to get his knob out and bosh one out.

Tarquin - "Look at the chebs on her!"

All - "knob out!"

Knob out by Kears July 7, 2008