It's a scandinavian boy name. The person is possibly really hot but he can't get them girls because he is to dammn cute. He has a large Hans und some large Jacob's and is most likely not to loose his virginity before 18. Hans Jacob is usually tall with white curly hair

"Who is that hot guy over there?"

"Ohh, it's just Hans Jacob"

"How can I become awesome?"
"Be like Hans Jacob"

Hans Jacob by Joakim123 March 11, 2017

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Hans Christian

Hans Christian, or more known as H-C is the funniest guy on the planet. He is very loving and would be the best boyfriend ever, but unfortionatly, he's just recovered from a broken heart. But he's on the hunt again looking for new meat. He is probably the whitest person you will ever meet, and he's always THAT Danish guy. If you meet him, you will see what he's like and agree with me. H-C is soon turning 15 and I know that beacuse there's apparently only one H-C in the world because this is one of the only descriptions of him. Some people call him fish, but I think he looks more like a stalion.
Don't ever argue with him, he is for Dalstrøget and his gang will come for you:)

OMG it's Hans Christian, can I get an autograph???

Hans Christian by Zlanton January 29, 2020

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Hans Zimmering

the act of taking a popular song and dramatizing it to make it sound more grand, be it ominous, foreboding, or majestic.

"Did you see the 'Us' trailer? Jordan Peele totally Hans Zimmered 'Got 5 On It'!"

"That new Buzz Lightyear movie totally Hans Zimmered 'Starman by David Bowie"

"I think the Moulin Rouge movie is Hans Zimmering 'Roxanne'"

Hans Zimmering by Strumpetchan January 27, 2022

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Hans Gruber

Adjective - Used to describe an item or activity that has been overplayed ad infinitum. (Hans Gruber was a villian on the original Die Hard movie that had a certain flair for overdoing things).

That (insert brand) (insert item) is the Hans Gruber!

Hans Gruber by Imp1 January 10, 2014

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