EWAN 

Uh.. me? My name is Ewan

"Ewan, more like Ew-in"

EWAN by HollowWordPerson July 29, 2022

Ewan 

a man with a really big penis

Ewan's dick is so big

Ewan by Box man_ August 4, 2022

Ewan 

Ewan is a bad at drinking and is a guy who always has a hangover. He is someone you can depend on to bring you nesquick. He has an excellent English accent and knows how to charm his girlfriend with it.
He is crazy about Mc Donalds and cant go a day without it although he says he can, speaking of not going a day without, Ewan has a choef wich he loves more than his girlfriend.

If you are hangover in the morning you have a Ewan

Ewan by Vsgisj dvjsks September 7, 2022

Ewan 

a fucking ape who has the smallest dick and loveessss children

Hey look, its a ewan. Make sure to take your children away!

Ewan by jack2323 October 7, 2022

Ewan 

Small man very weak usually a furry does not respect women gets beaten up by year 7s cry’s a lot and has temper tantrums.

Ewan won’t stop crying.

Ewan by Etoppp December 14, 2022

ewan 

a wierdo toe

you are such a ewan

ewan by gdkbjnizfsjnhv January 1, 2023

Ewan 

He is a donkey. his small dick energy make everyone die of cringe the second they look at him.

oh god its ewan
ewan is here to get genshin feet pics

Ewan by Arvinisasmelly April 17, 2023