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Crisping 

When one doesn’t have a condom and has to use and inside out crisp packet (preferably not chilli flavour)
Damn it I forgot a condom, fancy a crisp...?

Gonna have to be a crisping tonight daring
Crisping by Lucifer24 September 1, 2019

crimpin (also crampin) 

1. smothering or producing an uncomfortable feeling

2. becoming too attached to something or a person

3. to put into an awkward situation
Dude, lay off when I'm around Lateesha, you crimpin my style.
crimpin (also crampin) by Jer November 30, 2003

Chimping 

A sexual act beloved of Germans involving ,defecating into your hand and throwing it at each other. Soft furnishings should , I would imagine , have to be kept to a minimum and a window left open!!
Helga curled one off into her hand. " Oh Willi " she called. "Lets do Chimping " . Willi turned and saw what was coming his way , ducked , and the Belgian Ambassador copped it. This caused him to drop his tray of tasty chocolates. He bent down to pick them up , put them back on the tray and after regaining his feet he got hit , in the eye , by Willis' turd . The Ambassador retaliated by throwing chocolates at people. One chocolate hit Helgas' dress. Oh you are Disgusting!! said Helga.
Chimping by Doctor Jenny Tulls December 7, 2011

crumping 

a new dance for the new age music of hip-hop, worst kind of dancing you can do the needs no skill what so ever to do
bboys - hey the crumpers messed up your hyped cypher again...

crumper - aye nikka what the fawk ish a cyper...???

bboys - damn their hip-pop is shit...

crumper - stfu real hiphop has no breakdancing in it

bboys - lets kick their big shirt wearing ass..
To look, feel, and be Hott and Sexy. A feature of a person that looks really good, such as their hair, face, clothes.
Damnn, her body is Crimpin!
Crimpin by lilcj91 January 17, 2009

chimping 

The act of breaking into a zoo at night and performing oral sex on chimpanzee's.
Phil went "chimping" last night.
chimping by King Chimp January 18, 2008