Constructive Shiticism

When you provide valid opinions for another individual with the means of helping that individual BUT in a direct, 'I don't give a shit about what you think' tone. The purpose of this direct tonality is to not beat around the bush and inform that individual of how it just is.

Friend: I want to talk to this girl in my class but I'm too scared!

Me: Grab your balls, stop bitching, and just do it.

Friend: Well....thanks for the constructive shiticism.

Constructive Shiticism by daverdiculous January 26, 2014

Constructive Complement 

When someone gives you a complement that also helps you.

"Alright, people. I'm only looking for constructive complements on my performance as a boss."

Constructive Complement by Toaborox13 July 5, 2016

Constructive Trolling 

When you give feedback to someone is a passive-aggressive way, often using sarcasm to put the point across. Very often in a way you wouldn't talk to someone in the street unless they are of diminutive stature. The end game though is to encourage a change of behaviours or procedures rather than just an act of cuntism.

It's about time someone said something, he may have sounded harsh but at least constructive trolling gets the point across.

Constructive Trolling by Dj4beat July 27, 2018

Constructive racism

A form of racial harassment used to defuse an awkward situation and/or to lighten a dark subject

Dont be annoyed because it is just some constructive racism.

The KKK hate black people but they like chocolate so why dont we just thwm chocolate men

Constructive racism by Gumby gumberson November 15, 2018

construction site hot 

A female that is on a construction site, lumber yard, supply house etc, that looks extremely attractive but it might just be the surroundings. They may be an attractive female but the lack of other females to compare to makes them hot by default.

Man, I saw this chick at the lumberyard the other day, smoking hot. Saw the same chick at the grocery store… Not so hot, she’s construction site hot

construction site hot by Puddyhead February 22, 2023

Curve Constructor 

A student who you know no matter how hard they study will always fail the exam thus contributing to the curve

Damn bro, this exam is about to be rough. At least Jake is in the class, he's an absolute curve constructor

Curve Constructor by eyrup February 26, 2020

Facebook Construction Worker 

Those creepy dudes that friend hot women only to leave random comments in their photo section, usually of their bikini or clubwear/slutwear pics....said dudes are usually 1) Twice the age of the woman and/or 2) Foreigners and/or 3) Borderline Pedos. The FB equivalent of the construction worker hooting at women on the street

"Lookin good, hot mama...yeahhh" (hear it in the voice of Cheech, it's funnier)..or "ur so hot!!!!!"...or "I and you can to be the togetherness people for long time"...are typical Facebook Construction Worker phrases....

Facebook Construction Worker by weaselpuppy June 10, 2010