Baked Brown Log 

Used when final retribution is required.

"Baked Brown Log" is the act of taking a cookie sheet and expelling everything that exists in your bowels onto it and then putting it in the oven at a medium high heat. Then you leave it to bake and fill the house with an aroma that is comparible to a sewage treatment plant on a hot summer's day.

My bitch cheated on me so I left her a BAKED BROWN LOG in the oven cooking for her.

Baked Brown Log by Canadavey May 19, 2007

baked/wendys 

when someone is baked out off their mind, after smoking to many bowls of weed and has to desire to hit up some Wendy's. He/she will most likely get the baked potato from wendys.

pronounced bakedwendys in one word, but just to show two words when typing it use the slash

Bob says. "Dude I'm so fucking baked man, let's go to wendys".

everyone else says. "Dude are you baked/wendys".

baked/wendys by icanhazcheeseberger June 21, 2009

baked zetties 

big ass titties. Large breasts or simply a fine-ass hoe.

Damn hoe u got some zeeties.

baked zetties by skeetmastaL March 22, 2005

Baked Deuce 

To get high while taking a shit.

Matt is notorious for leaving a stench in the bathroom when he takes a baked deuce.

Baked Deuce by Randy Felcher June 19, 2011

baked as fuck 

BAKED AS FUCK
So high you wanna go to the kitchen and tell your mom to bake you some cookies

“Hey mom I know what it looks like but I’m just, I’m just so hungry, I’m high as fuck”

BAKED AS FUCK
“Dad I wanna go to the movies but I’m high af and I’m gonna need you to bake me some shit to eat”

baked as fuck by Fuckyoulilbiddybih March 11, 2018

Baked Browne 

The state of being so high that you ascend munchies and become an enigma

Someone creamed all over my bathtub and shit on my pants last night, that, or i was just baked browne

Baked Browne by SeatyMuff April 13, 2019

Baked Bean Day 

Celebrated on May 24th, Baked Bean Day is a celebration of the greatest food known to man, baked beans. On this day, you must consume baked beans. This could be of any brand.

John: Hey, what should I have for lunch?
Carol: You should have baked beans.
John: Oh, yeah, it's Baked Bean Day. Thank you for reminding me, Carol.
Carol: No problem, John.

Baked Bean Day by Doot Snek January 13, 2021