Dr. Evil 

The sexual/conquering act of shoving a globe up someone's ass.

I don't think you'd like it very much if I shoved a globe up your ass and shouted: "THE WORLD IS MINE!!"

Dr. Evil by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005

Dr. Evil 

The princess of Canada who named his left testile Pith and his right testicle Vinegar. Has a son named Scott Evil which was the result of cloning from Dr. Evil's sperm.

"I asked for a fricking rotating chair, not one that's possessed by the Devil!"

"Well don't look at me like I'm fricking Frankenstein, give your father a hug!"

Dr. Evil by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

evil to myself 

to be cruel to yourself cos your a dak

i felt like hurting myself cos i am a dak so i punch myself in the jaw

evil to myself by Daak July 4, 2003

eviljack 

king of everything, 20v is the best kickout the rest!

checkout my 20 valves aye bro!

eviljack by toyotamod January 23, 2004

Evil Stepsister 

Verb. To fit a body part (usually a foot) into a smaller than usual piece of clothing.

When looking at a pair of shoes that is clearly too small: "I can't even evil stepsister my way into those."

Evil Stepsister by GeckoGecko August 21, 2011

pure evil 

Clash of clans:
By far the most evil, mean, cold and heartless people who before resource storages were immune to spell damage in clash of clans would wait until your shield drops...then arrives at your base...drops up to 5 lightning spells, destroying your dark elixir, taking it all then leaving without so much as giving you a shield...you still get trophies though :) But when you were 1000 dark elixir away from upgrading your barbarian king and suddenly you lost 7000 more...

Someone raided my base yesterday and dropped 5 lightning spells on my dark elixir storage...what pure evil

pure evil by Stevenvival May 12, 2018

Axis of Evil 

1.A group of 3 countries which the USA views as a threat.
2.Something that George Bush came up with 2/3rds of the phrase.....think about it....2/3rds of a three word phrase......george is a fucking dumbass

Norht Korea is in the Axis of Evil b/c it.....ummm...anybody know what North Korea has done???

Axis of Evil by Jeb081387 July 25, 2003