eat my pork
eat my pork by cornholio October 11, 2003
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The Pork and cheese balloon
This act can only be performed when you have a larger than normal foreskin. Now, do not wash your cock for weeks letting the dickcheese build and build creating quite a sharp pungent odour, which should sting the nostrils when near. Now have your partner blow up your foreskin, much like you would a balloon and see how long the balloon can stay inflated. *Not recommended for sexual begginers or lactose intolerant
Allan: Mary and i have found a new act to add to our bedroom activities.
Greg : What is it Allan?
Allan: its called The Pork and cheese balloon
Greg: i feel sick just thinking about it...
Greg : What is it Allan?
Allan: its called The Pork and cheese balloon
Greg: i feel sick just thinking about it...
The Pork and cheese balloon by Frank Fontain April 17, 2019
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greasy pork chop
An adjective used to describe a haggard or uncleansly-looking person. Also used to describe a person's hair.
Cally O'Mally looked like a greasy pork chop in last week's episode of "Grey's Anatomy".
Eww, that chick looks like she brushed her hair with a greasy pork chop.
Eww, that chick looks like she brushed her hair with a greasy pork chop.
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