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hairy gorilla 

Shave your pubes before you have sex with a chick. Later, ride her hecka hard until you have to skeet. Take out your shlong and cream on her chest and rub it around. Whip out your pubes that you had hopefully stashed in a nice tupperware or baggy and dump em on her chest. Thus, the hairy gorilla.
Other versions of the hairy gorilla:

I skeeted on the sides of her face and slapped on my pubes to create the "hairy hassidic jew"!

I skeeted on her feet and slapped on my pubes to create the notorious "hairy hobbit"!
hairy gorilla by Hairy Gorilla August 28, 2006
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angery gorilla 

During intercourse, you punch a girl, cum on her face and throw your/her pubic hair on it.
Man i totally poopmaced that girl by givin' her the old angery gorilla.
angery gorilla by phillip mcguigan September 26, 2006

Vietnamese Gorilla Back 

when you're nailing a girl and about to nut, flip them on their belly, rope all over their back, and blow you're pre-shaved pubes across their entire backside. then do her doggy-style while pounding your chest with your fists, making your best gorilla love calls.
last night walked i heard some strange noises coming from my buddies room, i walk in and see my bud chad barking like tarzan with his penis balls-deep in some foreign butthole. gotta love the vietnamese gorilla back"

800-pound gorilla

The big, dominant factor regarding some topic.
I can’t think of anybody who had more impact than Dr. Dobson,” on rousing evangelicals to the polls, Richard Viguerie, a GOP direct-mail guru, recently told U.S. News & World Report. “He was the 800-pound gorilla.”
800-pound gorilla by The Wu Factor November 16, 2005

half witted gorilla

half witted gorilla by *** November 17, 2003

Steel Gorilla 

A drink consisting of a 40oz. of Steel Reserve and MD 20/20 Orange Jubilee. Consume the 40oz to the top of the label and refill the rest of the bottle with Mad Dog. The name is a take on the drink "Brass Monkey'" which is done the same way with any 40oz. of malt liquor and orange juice.
We decided to stay in last night and make some Steel Gorillas. After 2 of them, I felt like I got run over by an actual steel gorilla.
Steel Gorilla by w. gas April 25, 2010

600lb gorilla 

A black cock thats equal to or bigger than 20in
Girl: i just got chilly wacked with my boyfriends 600lb gorilla!"
600lb gorilla by anal vibrations August 11, 2010