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heeeeeeammered 

"I was gonna hit a slam but I was too, heeeeeeammered"

-"Dude, let's turn on Limp Bizkit and fuck shit up"
-"Why?"
-"Because I'm heeeeeeammered"
heeeeeeammered by Cpt. Corny March 1, 2010
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Herbessence 

1.) possessing the special qualities of a herb. 2.) having the properties or attributes by means of which someone, or something can be classified as a herb.
His herbessence is very apparent in his mode of dress.
Herbessence by Liv Demarco March 25, 2011
i just did a herderp
herderp by SomeOrdinaryGamer July 22, 2016

Here’s the thing 

A term one says as they’re about to either give valid reasoning for something (often with a bit of sass) or spew absolute bullshit
Ex. A: “Here’s the thing; if you’re really trying to lose weight, you should probably avoid eating fast food every other day”

Ex. B; “Here’s the thing; you can’t be related to a WWII vet because the Holocaust didn’t even happen”
Used when sombody is acting out of place or when someone mentions something that is not relevant to the situation.
*somebody doing the most* “here!”
Here by Yamumguey August 29, 2018

Here’s your uncle

It means that your 40 year old uncle comes into your room with a leather mask and a leather belt and says here’s your uncle
Me: oh I dropped the soap better go pick it up

My uncle : here’s your uncle