Herbertson

Son of Herbert, these people tend to be ultimate Joking Legends, and they know it.

"Haha that was Jokes, your such a Herbertson"

Herbertson by Herbertson=D August 1, 2009

heeeeeeammered 

When you drink mad beers and get drunk as shit

"I was gonna hit a slam but I was too, heeeeeeammered"

-"Dude, let's turn on Limp Bizkit and fuck shit up"
-"Why?"
-"Because I'm heeeeeeammered"

heeeeeeammered by Cpt. Corny March 1, 2010

Herbessence 

1.) possessing the special qualities of a herb. 2.) having the properties or attributes by means of which someone, or something can be classified as a herb.

His herbessence is very apparent in his mode of dress.

Herbessence by Liv Demarco March 25, 2011

herderp 

doing a dumb thing

i just did a herderp

herderp by SomeOrdinaryGamer July 22, 2016

Here’s the thing 

A term one says as they’re about to either give valid reasoning for something (often with a bit of sass) or spew absolute bullshit

Ex. A: “Here’s the thing; if you’re really trying to lose weight, you should probably avoid eating fast food every other day”

Ex. B; “Here’s the thing; you can’t be related to a WWII vet because the Holocaust didn’t even happen”

Here’s the thing by ShamHolds July 14, 2018

Here 

Used when sombody is acting out of place or when someone mentions something that is not relevant to the situation.

*somebody doing the most* “here!”

Here by Yamumguey August 29, 2018

Here’s your uncle

It means that your 40 year old uncle comes into your room with a leather mask and a leather belt and says here’s your uncle

Me: oh I dropped the soap better go pick it up

My uncle : here’s your uncle

Here’s your uncle by Beat it daddy 555 April 10, 2019