The Sexual act of ejaculating on a squirrel and inserting it into a woman’s anus as one uses a phony Scottish accent while watching a movie (preferably open season)
Josh: i gave Isabel the jizzy mcsquizzy last night Ryan: eww gross
After taking a shit in the toilet, the girl (or guy) starts trying to eat the shit like they're bobbing for apples. While they're bobbing for the shit, you are having sex from the back. Than, right as you're about to nut you flush the toilet giving them a swirly
She's afreak dude, she even let me do the bottom bobber McSwirly