brandon 

the most finest person around. you see him in the hall, and no one looks at him, but someone in particular always notices him. he has colored hair, and always wears a hoodie. hes tall, and has a deepish voice. he doesn't talk much, but when you get to know him, he's your best from

girl: omg did you see that boy? he looked me in the eyes for like 5 seconds!! he is so fineee

girl's friend: yeah but girly are you sure, his hair looks dry and you haven't seen him without his mask

girl: you just cant see his true colours. did you know his name?

girl's friend: yeah its brandon

brandon by banana teehee November 19, 2021

Brandon 

sexy man which likes to fuck

brandon fucksss

Brandon by brandog69696 November 20, 2021

Brandon 

The name Brandon, came down from many different generations with the significance of pride and love. However, now as time changes the name is loses most significance. The name Brandon, as it stands today, mean gay and loving for mean. People who have this name either play video games every day up to a point where they get grounded and stop playing. They also like to act very gay around people, forgetting that he is a man. People with this name were probably dropped as an infant due to the future consequences they go through as they grow up. Brandons' usually have a max penis size of 3.5 inches. However they grow up to be around 6 feet tall in height.

If you ever encounter yourself near a Brandon, run because he will most likely give you a kiss on the mouth and rape you.

Brandon by oKAY butSER November 20, 2021

Brandon 

Brandon is the realist nigga you’ll ever meet he’ll rearrange you’re bitch guts ,with his big dick , Brandon’s are fucking icons

“Brandon” took me from my nigga yesterday

Brandon by Big duck monster November 21, 2021

Brandon 

likes gay men

Example: You know Brandon?
Example 2 : Yeah, he likes me and im gay!

Brandon by reqizy November 21, 2021

Brandon 

He looks mean on the outside , but deep down inside he has a kind heart for others. He’s the type of guy to have no friends, no girlfriends, just himself. Dating him means dropping your guy best friend, otherwise he will find him and put a bounty on him. Most Brandon’s also have back problems. Perhaps it is because they have to carry that giant phat cock around.

Yo look at Brandon! He’s such a loser complaining about his back a lot.

Brandon by definitelynotbrandon November 22, 2021

Brandon 

Generous lover, humanitarian, environmentalist. May wheel your grandma before he wheels you. Will show you the Eiffel Tower without taking you to Paris.

Wow that Brandon is hung like a horse

Brandon by Brandon Dart November 22, 2021