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Basecamp Bandit 

A 5 / 7-a-side footballer/soccer player who delegates the “holding role” solely to him/herself, rarely rotating out of this position to make runs or close down the opposition proactively, thereby rendering the team less effective as they become predictable with the ball and tired without it.

If his/her team is losing, a B.B will typically entrench himself even more deeply in that role in an attempt to stop conceding, but subsequently condemns his team to their own half for most of the game.

A Basecamp Bandit won’t identify himself as the problem, instead blaming isolated mistakes or rueing missed chances.
Aaron is such a Basecamp Bandit, he wants to lazily boss the game without running at all, but he isn't actually doing anything apart from jogging around the middle making sideways passes, or marking the last man without really hurting him!

Ass bandit 

Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location
"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"

"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"
Ass bandit by VPFearson March 13, 2020

London Bandit 

Somebody who resides in London and likes to take it in the rear. They also tend to go to all boys schools

dookie bandit

A man commonly know as Aaron that takes massive poops in odd places; such as a driveway, playground slide, sandbox, urinal, a cooler, etc.
Oh no! Why is there shit in my driveway? The dookie bandit struck again.
dookie bandit by bignutzputz69 June 15, 2020

shy bandit

originating in paper mario:color splash, he randomly appears on level select and will suck the colors out of a random level. if you reach where he wants to go (that place can be identified by a card) you start a battle with him.
the shy bandit literall reseted all my hard work on cherry lake.

Cum Bandit 

A woman who makes their boyfriend act more feminine
Did you hear about John’s new girlfriend? She’s a total Cum Bandit!
Cum Bandit by Daddycumonme January 4, 2021