Brandon 

A slur aimed towards unwanted, persistent suitors. Especially ones who display stalker-like and clingy behavior.

"Ugh, he's being SUCH a Brandon. He called me 3 times last night."

Brandon by Ninanina01 September 16, 2021

Brandon 

To hate on someone or something .

He was so Brandon when he saw that bar-b-que.

Brandon by Elcuhhhh October 10, 2021

Brandon 

The PERFECT, ALMIGHTY, and ALL- POWERFUL one

Brandon is ALMIGHTY, PERFECT, ALL-POWERFUL...His SUPERIORITY touches the heavens and the earth.

Brandon by raisond'etre October 27, 2021

Brandon 

Brandon is often a baseball player that just so happen to be white and Mexican and is know for being gay at times

Brandon is so gay

Brandon by Kane quance October 29, 2021

Brandon 

An attempted derogatory term used by FOX NEWS and it's cult followers. It's actual meaning is: A winner; winning the popular vote; winning the electoral college; the winner of the Presidency of the United States of America.

Brandon is our president.

Brandon by onecoolpa November 2, 2021

Brandon 

To forcefully insert ones head into their own anus for the purpose of ingesting ones own fecal matter.

Hey guys...Let's go brandon.

(hey guys let's go stick our heads up our ass and eat shit)

Brandon by hassle hospital November 7, 2021

Brandon 

Verb.
To do unspeakable things to a close relative’s anal cavity. Later uses have been known to be a dog whistle the desire to procreate with a blood relative, often paired with the goal of bringing about a confederacy of dunces. Luckily these “dunces” are generally not aware that anal is not the best method of conception.

Also spelled as “Branden” by those less literate.

Let’s go Brandon! Our parents are out for the night!

Brandon by Dick Shaun Harry November 12, 2021