super watermelon man 

super watermelon man is a super hero in LA. he will only save 1 person ever. Beyonce. when beyonce gets thirsty she will drink out of super watermelon man, and be refreshed. super watermelon man also loves the smell of beyonce. she smells like peanut butter.

Beyonce: You saved me from being thirsty again! Thank you!
Super Watermelon Man: You're welcome me lady.

super watermelon man by Allison Gonzalesssssss April 26, 2014

forbidden watermelon 

big busty boobs that everyone desire but hard to get

"hohoho, don't mind me if I jump into these forbidden watermelons" Jake thinks as he is about to squeeze his face in between his new hot sexy girlfriend's busty tits.

forbidden watermelon by streetlamp OG#99 September 18, 2019

Japanese watermelon 

A reference to the custom in small Japanese fishing villages to discipline an unfaithful wife by having all the fishermen ejaculate into a ripe watermelon and subsequently the chatting wife had to eat it. However, some women liked it and purposely sought this discipline so it is now used as an invitation to engage in this fetish.

That girl just received a watermelon in her DM's... You know what that means! Japanese Watermelon is crazy!

Japanese watermelon by Gh0st Dawg July 31, 2020

Fried Watermelon 

Why god did you have to fry a watermelon.

They don't serve fried watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.

Fried Watermelon by DioStone August 27, 2020

Moist watermelon 

Like soggy biscuit, except it is a watermelon with holes in it. The first person to finish eats the watermelon.

A - U wanna play Moist watermelon?
B - Im down

Moist watermelon by Anon_ymus February 8, 2021

Dirty Watermelon 

Get the biggest watermelon you can find and put a hole into the melon, then shit (or piss) into the melon for three days and wait for the watermelon to rot. After this throw the melon at your enemy's.

I almost killed a man by throwing a dirty watermelon at him

Dirty Watermelon by Hampterman July 3, 2021

When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die. 

BLUE TEXT BLUE TEXT LMAO

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When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die.

When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die. by Stupid Af July 20, 2021