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my lips are sealed 

1) A phrase meaning: I will not tell anyone what I know.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.

2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.
1) Dont worry, I wont tell anyone, my lips are sealed

2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.
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scaleybutt 

a pair of tight fitting underpants that make your bum stick out
if you are a scaleybutt, you may be wearing a thong. You can avoid being a scaleybutt by wearing granny knickers
scaleybutt by Harri M January 7, 2005

Scaredcel 

A man whose inceldom is attributable at least partitially to the fear of even approaching a girl
Ben was a total scaredcel. He went to the frat party and just stood in the corner and watched while Chad was grinding on all the hot girls.
Scaredcel by D Flawless February 23, 2020

Igga Scale 

A scale to rank African Americans, starting from best to worst:

Trigger: A true nigger
Nigger: A normal black person, nothing special
Wigger: A white boy who wants to be a nigger
Tricca: A trick nigga
Snigga: A snitch nigga
Cam: Man doe, that boy clemons is such a trigger.

Rex: Fuck you say?

Cam: A trigger man, a true nigger. Know your igga scale
Igga Scale by MCW executives December 9, 2012

human scale 

The size, texture and articulation of physical elements that match the size and proportions of human sight and speed.
The design features of traditional main streets are generally of a human scale.
human scale by jsuffs July 7, 2015

1-10 Female attractiveness scale 

Rating a female 1-10 based on her looks, 10 being the highest.
Damn Steve did you see that sexy girl? She was at least a 9. Regarding the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale.

1-10 female attractiveness scale 

The 1-10 female attractiveness rule is used to describe how good a woman looks in a situation where you or your conversation partner cannot see the woman. Usually an average woman is described as either a 5 or a 7 depending on how picky the man is. Taking the 5 as an average the following numbers reflect the respective amount of attractiveness
1-Cringe while thinking about her, have trouble looking at the woman for extended periods of time
2-Ugly
3-Simply unattractive
4-Would consider for a one off but never admit to it and need deniability
5-Average
6-Low priority no need to try too hard to impress her
7-Attractive, pretty enough to want to go after but not pretty enough to care about rejection
8-Very attractive, still able to control yourself but biased towards anything that will get you close to her
9-Jaw might drop and instantly begin thinking on how to hit on her as soon as you see her.
10-Highest level of attractiveness, causes irrationality and excessive day dreaming. So attractive that men usually mess it up for fear of rejection or disbelief that she's real.
"So i was in the park the other day and from the distance I saw 2 girls"
"What were they on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale?"
"They looked to be like a 7 or 8"
"Did you go up to them?"
"Yeah but they turned out to be a 4 and a 5 upon closer inspection, so I bailed"