Rock poser 

Maneskin and their "Beggin'" song.

Dumb middle aged man on radio: Coming up we got Beggin' by Maneskin only on the best alternative station 103.7!

Any actual rock fan: Shut the hell up, they are pop, not rock. Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne, Panic! At The Disco, Green Day, Blink 182, and My Chemical Romance are rock. Maneskin are rock posers.

Rock poser by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 20, 2022

syn: poser

Someone who poses for porn, or somebody who likes to stand still for ages...or something. Usually somebody who looks like a skux islanda...and generally never a person who is angus by nature.

1) That guy is really into that porn syn: poser.
2) That syn:poser absolutely skux's the shit out of standing still for ages
2) "I'm a syn: poser and I'm skux and not angus"

syn: poser by Tommy. H April 27, 2006

Smooth poser

A personality type.

J.Zim had a smooth poser personality to go with his cars and clothes.

Smooth poser by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

hoho poser 

a santa wannabe that kant fuck a teddy bear

that hoho poser cant rape a butterfly

hoho poser by ??? February 5, 2003

Hype beast poser 

A Hype beast poser is usually someone dressed as a hype beast wearing all fake supreme. if you try to ask them any questions. They won’t know the anwsers so they will usually walk away.

Hype beast: Yo look at the Hype beast poser
Hype beast 2: Yeah he’s rocking the fucking fake supreme.

Hype beast poser by Droopy the week March 12, 2019

Cha-poser 

Someone who watches only commercials for the "Chapelle's Show" and uses quotes from it.

"I'm rick James Bitch!"

Cha-poser by Kremer June 6, 2004

lollapa-poser

noun \ˈlä-lə-pə-ˈpō-zər\

Someone other than a music listener who goes to music festivals, like Lollapalooza, simply to look cool and have something to brag about; typically, they don't care about the music, let alone like it.

Person 1: So...did you hear? Josh wen-

Person 2: -went to Ozzfest, I know. You know, I know, and everyone at school probably knows. I think he Tweeted it while he was still there.

Person 1: *rolls eyes* Jeez, he's such a lollapa-poser. He's not even that big into music.

lollapa-poser by Jambo_11 August 14, 2012