The Jim Abbot 

Fisting oneself in the anus, thus making it look like you have no hand.

I thought that chick had no hand, but realized she was just giving herself The Jim Abbott.

The Jim Abbot by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009

poor jim 

A poor jim is someone that has no friends and alwas misses out on a partner for any activity.

look at that poor jim over there by himself, no one will play tennis with him

poor jim by 4sammie August 9, 2010

slim jim soup

The noxious, viscous stew resulting from having intercourse with multiple men at one time.
sausage wallet

After a ride on the Bang Bus, that bitch was swimming in slim jim soup.

slim jim soup by Dealicious January 19, 2016

The Jim Way 

The worst way possible to do literally anything. After using The Jim Way, odds are an individual will smell really bad. An individual using The Jim Way will probably never lose their virginity until they change their method. To sum up The Jim Way, it is a pathetic waste of time that will definitely not result in an individual getting their gooch licked.

The Jim Way, is the BEST way! Yeah lol sike, The Jim Way is the worst way.

The Jim Way by White chocolate droppa February 29, 2020

Swedish Jim 

A Swedish Jim is a sexual act where the participants use climbing equipment to spice things up

My wife and I had an amazing time experiencing the Swedish Jim

Swedish Jim by B33tl3p1mpju1c3 September 13, 2020

Billy jim 

The religion where we worship billy Jim

Today I worshipped billy Jim

Billy jim by Duckkkk123 November 8, 2020

Earth Worm Jim

Someone who appears to have muscle under their clothing, but in fact, they don't.

Tim: Look at John, is it me or has he been working out?
Mario: Nah. He's a Earth Worm Jim. Take off that sweater and he'll look like a run away chiwawa.

Earth Worm Jim by lightsaber4ah8r August 9, 2016