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Sparkeel 

When you have to fart but your girlfriend won't let you, even if she's not in the same area.
Bill: *rips one* Haha your turn
Lenny: cant man wife said no
Bill: but she's in Iowa man, that's a real sparkeel
Sparkeel by Stalinyouth July 4, 2019
A greatly positive word that brings joy. when spoken.
Did you visit that spaking resort, it was great.
Spaking by Spaking January 27, 2022

hammerhead sharking 

When a male closes his eyes while undressed and waves their member back and forth, like a hammerhead shark, in an attempt to locate their mate.
Freddy undressed, closed his eyes, and began hammerhead sharking to find Judy through electroreception.
hammerhead sharking by GZX959 December 29, 2015

Sharkisha 

Hey were you talking about my man. "No" LYING ASS BITCH (A Sharkisha super punches her)
Sharkisha by arnesto December 1, 2013

Spankin the cheeks 

Making love to a woman doggy style. Can be used to describe a weekend evening when you did nothing in particular.
Dude, I brought her home and was spankin the cheeks.

What did you end up doing this weekend, spanking the cheeks?
Spankin the cheeks by quandomax November 2, 2009

spanking the monkey 

waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"
spanking the monkey by bhrome April 6, 2004