Small Penis Truck 

A vehicle that there is no shame in owning. Some people will mock you for having one, but what you have is what you have.

Doesn't matter to me, I enjoy having a Small Penis Truck.

Small Penis Truck by nothinbuttherain March 13, 2020

Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.

Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.

Small Penis Coffee by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018

Small Penis Day 

The day where men with minuscule penises are born. March 11th

Look friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)

Small Penis Day by SebastianP March 25, 2024

Small Penis Day 

Celebration of men with minuscule penises. March 11th

Look my friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)

Small Penis Day by SebastianP March 25, 2024

small penis mentality

Any mod, admin, or CEO who loves power tripping on their dictating social networking sites. They love to ban and mute you if you comment things they don't like/piss them off.

Spez, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg all have small penis mentality, actually.

small penis mentality by Shiine-1 March 2, 2025

National Small Penis Day 

The day to celebrate Malachy

Jake: "Hey it's National Small Penis Day!"
Malachy: "Sweet! Let's go celebrate!"

National Small Penis Day by trinkolastrunphy June 4, 2018

Red Car Small Penis 

The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!

One girl to another: Check out the red car!

Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!

Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!

Red Car Small Penis by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009