Motivation Cookie 

A cookie that is consumed prior to or during a certain task or activity that requires one's full attention.

It is four in the morning on a Wednesday and I have a paper due in just a few short hours, so I buckled down and munched a Motivation Cookie so I could win at paper writing.

Motivation Cookie by Ninth Floor Writers March 15, 2011

motivational paralysis 

When you're motivated to get up and get things done but you feel overwhelmed with having to choose where to start. After spending some time planning things out, you find yourself sitting around not really accomplishing anything.

On his day off, Jack wasn't sure how he wanted to spend his day so he spent the entire morning laying in his bed staring at the ceiling. A condition known as motivational paralysis.

motivational paralysis by fb1907 April 18, 2018

Motivationally procrastinating 

When you procrastinate doing a task so you can get your morale sufficiently up to do it.

*sarah watching TV*
Iris: What are you doing?? You're behind on so much homework!
Sarah: I'm motivationally procrastinating

Motivationally procrastinating by potatsareyummy May 17, 2021

Motivated depression 

A mindset and a state of being when one does not care if they continue but continues to do what is necessary, living each day one at a time in hopes that the fruit of their labor will make up for the struggle and unwillingness in life.

Sean suffers from motivated depression. That's why he still attends school even though he wants to die

Motivated depression by RiceMonster December 14, 2021

MOTIVATED IDIOT 

Noun: A motivated employee or person who is trying to perform a task or complete a responsibility without having the knowledge or ability to properly do so.

"I am amazed how excited he is to help but he will be in the way and slow us down because he is a MOTIVATED IDIOT."

MOTIVATED IDIOT by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

SOM_Mutilator

SOM_Mutilator is the great melee god of Grand Theft Auto, And is feared among even his own, he is said to be sadistic in ways not even Tommy Egan could understand

"We're getting screwed out here! Someone call the great Odin of Melee Fighting 'SOM_Mutilator'"

SOM_Mutilator by Mutiles September 6, 2018

2am Motivation

The feeling you suddenly get to fix personal and world problems when you can't sleep at night. You're unlikely to do it but feel empowered nonetheless.

Guy: I couldn't sleep at night but I had an urge to clean my room.
Other Guy: Must be the 2am motivation.

2am Motivation by nightsleeper May 27, 2022