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An offensive term used to describe anyone who is very short for their age. Socially acceptable ways of saying this include dwarf, and LP (little person).
Hey, look at that midget.

(note, i do not condone calling a dwarf a midget. Calling them this makes it extremely likely for you to get your genitalia punched back up into your stomach)
midget by TheIronSoldier2 March 18, 2016
Small in stature human with generally poor banter. Not of full size or development.
Look at little Rory - poor bloke is a midget.
midget by rorymac November 29, 2016
A person who is small for his/her age and quite annoying. Often said to smaller men who are plain stupid.
"Look at ya! Midget" Care to get any taller?"
Midget by equinox_07 April 18, 2018
BOB IS A MIDGET BOB IS SMALL
Midget by Jimmy1% October 27, 2017
Mid-grade marijuana. Also known as reggie or mids
My man's getting off elbows of midget for $950. you know he's getting it in. Let's rob that nigga
Midget by Circle D November 13, 2017
someone who's small (shorter than you) and annoying
you're such a midget

oh midget (Can also be used as a nickname)
midget by tin.ofbiscuits11 December 5, 2017