(adj.) – One who possesses cornball, goofball, moronic or better yet, ‘meatball’ behavioral patterns that do not align with the general consensus of commoners that practice the use of common sense.
This also includes ‘Meatball Behavior’ to describe certain patterns similar to definition given above.
meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.
1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."