spread the mayonaise 

Jerking it

I spread the mayonaise on you're mom last night

spread the mayonaise by Slynxyz September 14, 2016

Chewbacca Mayonaise 

when one blows a huge load, one hypothetically simalar to that that chewbacca would blow.

i was think about your mom last night and BAM! chewbacca mayonaise.

Chewbacca Mayonaise by nickog June 21, 2006

Patty Mayonaise 

A sexual maneuver performed by slapping the ass of one's sexual partner and then placing two fingers quickly, yet gently, within his/her vagina.

Patty=slap
Mayonaise=insertion

Skeeter attempted to give BeeBee a "Patty Mayonaise" but her dad walked in and kicked him out of Bluffington. I guess Skeeter will settle for a Patty. He is blue.

Patty Mayonaise by jizzy joe August 8, 2007

the peas have fallen in the mayonaise 

oh shit! sometimes there are also peas on the table and floor. somtimes though its not your fault and thats more a case of somebody else throwing a handful of peas at the mayonaise, quite spiteful really.

doing bad things and people finding out

the peas have fallen in the mayonaise by princess laura March 11, 2004

alien mayonaise 

a gemma that eats mayo from a aliens dick

ryan was such a baby i made him drink my alien mayonaise

alien mayonaise by aasshrekwrekraplh March 11, 2020

Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.

Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.

Mayonnaise Feet by soursabbath July 16, 2019

Mayonnaise 

An instrument used by Patrick star

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

Mayonnaise by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018