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J-Lo Style 

To Have Anal Sex With No Lube
J-Lo Style by janhaayer February 23, 2009

lo-right a-layo 

USMC slang for walking somewhere usually in a fast manner and facetiously at someone’s inconvenience.
boot: good afternoon corporal, my car broke down and I need a ride to medical by 1330
Cpl: well look like you better lo-right a-layo your ass over there devil !
Wan Lo goes by his nickname of Wanlodica, which is the name of the instrument he is a god at. He is bald.

His forehead glows.
Student A: That big-ass, ginormous, colossal, gigantic, tremendously, gargantuan forehead of Wan Lo

Student B: is brighter than your future
Wan Lo by JohnMakFan April 26, 2021
Wan Lo
Wan Lo is a music teacher, and he is old, very old indeed. He has made a giant innovation in the aspects of both music and medical technology, the Wanlodica. Also, he is wise beyond age.

Age and appearance
Wan Lo, as mentioned above, is very old indeed. Current reliable first-hand sources claim that he is 6,235,717 years old actually, but no one has ever dared to ask him that question. He, as all old men are, has a lot of wrinkles on his head and is nearly bald, with a "Mediterranean sea" hairstyle(the top of the head doesn't have any hair, while the sides and the back have some, this is the infamous "Mediterranean sea" hairstyle). Anyway, he is very 87451.

Wanlodica
Myths say that Wan Lo's invention, the legendary instrument, the Wanlodica, is the infinite source of his eternal baldness and age.2 The Wanlodica was originally a melodica, but Wan Lo probably cursed it so that it is much harder to play than it's standard counterpart. Major differences include its black symbols marking the name of the "sofa note", and the horrible sounds it emits. It has the ability to play much more beautiful sounds than the melodica, but only those who have truly mastered the instrument can do so, including Cho Duck, Goerge and himself.

Official warning:
His breath stinks a lot. so, don't stay close to him.
A: I like Wan Lo
B: Don't be so 8745
Wan Lo by Dsmyrajdyanseh November 24, 2019

Ke Lo Ke 

Ke Lo Ke Is A Dominican Slang Which Means Wassupp
People In Dominican Republic Say I Because They Kow Wassupp
Ke Lo Ke My Man
Ke Lo Ke by You Noe Wassupp April 24, 2011

goibon uden lo 

help me guards commenly used by humans in the world of warcraft but its heard as goibon uden lo by the horde
"goibon uden lo!"

theres another alliance lets go pwn him
goibon uden lo by mokraga November 2, 2008