Street lice 

Savages that have good enough motor skills to maneuver atv’s well but not in a mannerly fashion and do so with complete disregard to any human contact or object in the near vicinity wherever they may travel.

Dang, those street lice destroyed that beautiful park when they rode through downtown.

Street lice by Johnzorn901 September 15, 2019

Gate Lice 

Like nasty little bugs they clog up the 'follicles' of the gate boarding process. An itchy irritant that further fuels the stress of modern day air travel. They merge and swarm when anything is announced, even '10 minutes until we board' will draw out the most aggressive gate lice to hover around the boarding area, slowing everything down and infuriating considerate travelers.

Ive learned its also not always as simple as the lice being drawn by overhead luggage needs. After years of travel, I have learned that gate lice are a genetic form, not dissimilar to the steerage passengers of the past. The issue is not with them, (they will be drawn to an open gate like a moth to a flame) the issue lies with the airline who make the mistake of mixing such unsophisticated passengers with the noble, 1st class executive class.

You may have to get physical when wading through gate lice at a gate.

I hope we don't see too many gate lice today, they have been more agressive recently.

Gate Lice by Freightbadger June 6, 2023

Butt Lice 

Lice that infest the hair close to the anus.

Dude, you got Butt Lice crawling outta your ass.

Butt Lice by Chris X November 1, 2008

Po-lice

Pronounced (Po-leace)

It is generally used as a slang term to put more emphasis into the word police,

most commonly used by the youth when evading the Law

Cop: Hey you, kid get your ass over here where taking you home

Gurney: it wasnt mine i swear i dunno how it got there.

Nitchskie: Dude Fucking BAIL!

-Both Run-
Nitchskie while jumping a fence: FUCK THE PO-LICE!

Po-lice by Matty Boi and Nitchskie December 12, 2009

ice lice 

the imaginary bug often attempted to be excavated vigorously by a methamphetamine user like a gold digger on a treasure hunt leading to open sores on the methheads body, Which in turn then if left alone long enough will scab over leaving evidence of a possible icelice invasion as well as giving said heads a new interesting thing to dig at and put a new meaning to the term American picker

Keith shoulda been named after a piece of excavating equipment, that boy cant stop scratching at his ice lice long enough to get anything done. If all else fails maybe he'll get cast to host American Pickers !

ice lice by H2elCAPPYtan June 8, 2017

Spicy Lice

The prickling sensation that occurs on one’s scalp due to eating a spicy food.

“Man, those jalapeños gave me some spicy lice!”

Spicy Lice by Annabelle Mae June 30, 2019

Nipple lice 

Nipple lice is like crabs, but they live on your Nipple hair. They are very itchy but make a good snack. They are most common during puberty, because that's when you get nipple hairs.

Timothy looked down. Not at his dick, but at his nipples. There, he saw nipple lice. He was hungry and thus began the snacking.

Nipple lice by TheHandBurgler November 28, 2019