slices of heaven 

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat

Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven to me

slices of heaven by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? 

THE ULTAMENT STUDDER

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? no ok

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? by mnbjkl January 25, 2021

understandable have a nice day

It is understandable, so you may have a nice day; even if you didn't get your ice cream from McDonalds.

"Hey you got some food?"

"Sorry food broke"

"Understandable have a nice day"

understandable have a nice day by That gouy May 22, 2017

Have at thee, coward! 

Shakespearean for "come at me, bro". Found in Act One of Romeo and Juliet.

Tybalt: Have at thee, coward!

Have at thee, coward! by saro_2109 April 29, 2013

I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna 

Something really useful from the US. The only reply to be made to an acquaintance, or a co-worker you don’t like very much who makes ridiculous demands on your time and effort for no recompense.

“What did you say when Malcolm asked you to do his work while he sloped off to get freebies at the supermarket?”
“I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna.”

I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna by AKACroatalin September 5, 2016

Made In Heaven 

The act of time going really fast

Person one: whats going on with my clock
Person two: its doing a made in heaven

Made In Heaven by Sexmaster22 September 13, 2020

Have No Fear of Ice Cold Beer 

Naming the seven diatomic elements:

Have (hydrogen) No (nitrogen) Fear (Flourine) Of (oxygen) Ice (iodine) Cold (chlorine) Beer (bromine)!

Much easier to remember than i bring clay for our new home!

Dude, can you tell me what the seven diatomic elements are?

Have No Fear Of Ice Cold Beer!

Thanks, Man!

Have No Fear of Ice Cold Beer by masterhobbit October 25, 2012