Funging
Funging by NFT Funge Buddy February 26, 2024
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Funging
The act of sticking a heroin needle in each testicle then masturbating while getting your testicles kicked by a third party. After orgasm, the heroin in the needle is injected directly into the testicles. This results in a feeling of euphoria and bliss comparable to meeting Jesus Christ.
Ryan: “Hey babe, can you get out your steel toed boots?”
Jenna: “Oh god… you really can’t get enough of funging can you?”
Jenna: “Oh god… you really can’t get enough of funging can you?”
Funging by Varterhart March 18, 2024
Funging
When you take your finger and place it between your taint then wipe it on something random at the store with the intent that it makes it to someone who’s a huge bitch. It turns you on doing this act so you do it more.
Funging by Father McKinley April 1, 2024
Fonting
Fonting is to have sexual intercourse with a 1998 Sandy Cheeks neck pillow in the state of Oregon while wearing a 2011 Benihana paper crown. (Bonus points if you have a 1987 penny in your pocket).
Fonting
Fonting is to have sexual intercourse with a 1998 Sandy Cheeks neck pillow in the state of Oregon while wearing a 2011 Benihana paper crown. (Bonus points if you have a 1987 penny in your pocket).
fondingling
The act of using another mans hand to maturbate with without his consent.
Works best when he is asleep.
Works best when he is asleep.
Jacob if you don't shut up, you are gonna have a crusty hand when you wake up from me fondingling you.
fondingling by Fondingler April 29, 2024
Funging
A sex move that involves 2 men, an eagle, a snake, a small bear, a monkey, and a donkey. The men and all of the animals are confined in a small room, the men, completely naked and covered from head to toe in peanut butter have only one goal in mind. Their one and only goal is to fuck every animal in the room to death (the men may work together on one animal). If the men are successfully able to eliminate all of the animals they then have to lick all of the peanutbutter and blood off of eachother.
Man: Hey Jeremy, you wanna go funging with me on Tuesday? I'll bring the monkey and the peanut butter.
Jeremy: Of course, it sounds like a blast.
Jeremy: Of course, it sounds like a blast.