that really butters my egg roll

An endearing term. When you love something so much you feel over joyed with happiness. Butter.

You really butter my egg roll , because you fill me with over flowing joy and happiness. That really butters my egg roll

that really butters my egg roll by Yeetum July 12, 2017

Sushi Dog Egg Roll 

A specific type of sushi roll, that has its origin from ancient China.

The Sushi Dog Egg Roll was first created by Käršon Jōhnšon in 1463.

Sushi Dog Egg Roll by TheOneFlower2007 December 12, 2019

egg roll dagger 

Egg roll daggers were the weapon of choice for the original Yellow Ranger from The Power Rangers.

The Yellow Ranger dual-wielded these during hand-to-hand combat against many enemies throughout the series.

Egg roll daggers $2.99!!!

egg roll dagger by Iamsiam23xc September 25, 2007

egg roll maneuver 

The process of rolling into a blanket to prevent detection of one's self pleasuring.

Ian almost got caught fapping, but he performed the egg roll maneuver to save his skin.

egg roll maneuver by Adolf Tojo October 6, 2016

alabama egg roll 

A masturbation technique when you're bored in the restroom or anywhere. The technique is done by taking a shit on a piece of toilet paper or paper towel and wrapping it around which ends up looking an egg roll then inserting your penis into the warm and smelly lubricating sensation and fucking the shit like a fleshlight. The origin of this technique derives its name from alabama hot pocket and the appearance resembling an egg roll.

Tom's girlfriend rejected his request to do an alabama hot pocket on her. Thus, he proceeded to the restroom and decided to make an alabama egg roll for himself.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm so horny and feel like taking a shit. I want to do an alabama hot pocket on my girlfriend, you think she'll let me?

Guy 2: Probably not. She'll dump you.

Guy 1: Isn't there anything similar I can do without grossing out my girl and keep our relationship going?

Guy 2: Hmm..try doing an alabama egg roll.

Guy 1: What's that?

Guy 2: It's like an alabama hot pocket, except you're doing it on yourself.

Guy 1: Thanks bro! Will do!

alabama egg roll by Iluvpunsbudidunluvu March 19, 2011

Eggrowl 

"A semi-conscious state usually experienced after eating copious amounts of egg rolls or other high cholesterol foods. While in this state you attempt to make sense of the world around you, however delayed reaction of the nervous system makes it utterly impossible to accomplish anything. Speech, hearing, decision making, and sense of worth are greatly diminished in this state. Can also be related to exuberant consumption of cheap alcohol(s), such as box wine."

"Nate was straight Eggrowling last night, he fell asleep in his computer chair!"
"I had to carry Joel out of the bar last night he was so Eggrowl'd he tried to fight someone."
"lets book a greyhound trip to somewhere!?!?!11111?"

Eggrowl by PRES January 20, 2015

egg roll 

a uncircumsized penis

Roland has a large egg roll.

egg roll by darryl May 20, 2003