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dell kid 

Advertising logo for dell, prior to "the interns."
Was arrested for possestion of marijuana.
dude, you can't represent dell, everyone knows marijuana is a GATEWAY drug
dell kid by BrockStar July 22, 2003
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Dell Laptop 

Dell Inspiron. The Dell Inspiron (/ˈɪnspɪrɒn/ IN-spirr-on, stylized as inspiron) is a computer product line produced by Dell as a range of affordable laptop computers, desktop computers and all-in-one computers.
Wow, let's buy a Dell Laptop!!!
Dell Laptop by DictionaryWifi February 18, 2019

Dell computer

disguised as a wonderful,colorful and amazing investment in tomorrows technology while filling your head with the fact that your getting this awesome deal when really your getting the next peice of shit from tomorrow where youll type anything without recieving it on your screen for the next 2 decades, all while your trying to fucking write a paper thats worth half your grade and although your ready for a break, your computer thinks it deserves one too except its so fuckin stupid it doesnt know the difference between shut down and just putting up the screen saver. oh yeah, you can save a file but have fun trying to retreive its ass, and yeah ill give you the internet.......NOT!!! well okay sure do you mind waiting till you grow a fuckin beard and have to wear adult diapers. cause thats how long its going to take. PS Dell is friendly. fuck that shit.PFM.aka pretty fuckin much. there computer help services.... guess what? there not helpful, and im not talking just on computers, they dont even pick up the phone, pretty sure they just give you the number in case you need help and to make you think your going to have some kind of security. unless you speak gallic, yeah, some long forgotten language from the italians. anyway Dell is just a huge production agency that produces hunks of shit scrap metal and fancy looking things inside that scrap of metal and slap on a "im a computer" sticker so youll buy it. FUCK!!!!
nice ummm...DELL Computer...pfft
FUCK YOU!!!

Dell Computers 

Piece of shit computers. I can shit computers better than those. Theses unsuspecting people see the ads of the stupid little pot head screamin DUDE UR GETTIN A DELL and get drawn to it. They shit the bed after like 4 months than u call there high quality support and stay on the phone with some dickhead hoo rambles for 4 hours about the wrong thig
Johnny: Watta u doin?
Jimmy: Im playin on my four month old dell.
CRASH
Johnny: Dude ur computer jus crashed.
Jimmy: No prob ill call their great support.
4 hous later......
Support man: CHING CHONG CHO ME CHIN LALALALALALA
Jimmy: Fuck u im getting a Compaq
Dell Computers by Carlos September 24, 2004

Dell Shot 

the act of taking a shot of alcohol in the eye to garner attention, usually in a gay bar
in a desperate attempt to catch the attention of a fellow bar patron, jason took a dell shot
Dell Shot by falacioratio October 20, 2009

Dell Head 

One who consumes vast amounts of Delsym or CCC on a consistent basis. The DXM version of the typical pothead. One is attributed the title of dell head only after proving he no longer holds the mental ability he formerly did due to the large quantity of DXM over time. As well as one being so into the use of DXM a large amount of those the user knows are aware of the DXM usage. Also known as DellTripper.
Tim-Yo your cousin timmy seems way slower since the last time i saw him, he used the pencil as a fork to eat his Vienna Sauages.
Bob- I know man hes really been losing it lately, he eats crayons and shit now.
Tim-Whats been going on?

Bob-Well, hes a fucking Dell Head.
Tim-Oh shit