assclown 

An noun refering to ones boss, who lingers around the office preventing one from participating in, and enjoying the internet or e-mailing friends while at work. They think that said person should be "working".

phillychik hasnt been around today on the boards because "assclown" is hanging around the office.

assclown by Jor-Juh Assclown November 29, 2006

assclown  

krispy hitting his own team mates with frags and doesnt even say sorry.

solidus calls krispy assclown for hittiong him.

assclown by solidus51 October 26, 2008

assclown 

1. a formidable intellect.
2. a handsome and credible reviewer of popular music.

Some people refer to me as an assclown, and I consider it a compliment.

assclown by jackrudy September 28, 2006

assclown 

Someone who makes pointless comments and is always mad about the small things. No make up is neccesary to be considered an assclown, Although blond hair helps.

That Cara, she such an assclown.

assclown by crasarfdsa June 26, 2007

assclowning 

a sexual fetish in whitch the couple paints one of there rear ends like a clown and begins to have relations with the clowns mouth

Mary: hey honey, do you wanna have sex?
Frank: sure, but can we do some assclowning

assclowning by bobbynom13 January 11, 2013

Assclown 

Assclown is a common synonym used in place for "Presidential Candidate," regardless of political affiliations.

"So it is either Trump or Hillary this year. Why do the parties insist on giving us the two worst assclowns to vote for?"

"Time to go pick an assclown for President. Wish us luck for another four years."

Assclown by ArmyVet September 4, 2016

assclown 

noun: person who makes an attempt to provide factual information that is clearly untrue.

A man walks into Southstreet and says "Erich" you are an assclown as he leaves.While calling Erich an assclown the man simulates a gesture utilized by clowns to simulate creating a horn noise while squeaking his nose.

assclown by Treehouse Bahr September 22, 2005