wattpad hand 

a syndrome, arm tendonitis, developed because of too much reading on Wattpad. Thumb movements, like swiping/scrolling, are the biggest triggers of this syndrome. It hurts like hell.

Been told I have a Wattpad hand. Now I have to read normal books.

wattpad hand by wattpadgotmetendonitis April 22, 2020

Wattpadiness 

wattpadiness (n.):

1. the wacky, funny, messed up, and sometimes very disturbing things that for some reason everybody loves that you can only find on Wattpad, usually directed towards the fanfiction side of Wattpad.

(person 1)"oh, I was on Wattpad earlier and you'll never guess what the comments were saying."
(person 2)"let me guess, people were commenting weird faces again?"
(person 1)"worse, people were making lenny faces for no reason."
(person 2)"eh, it's not that bad, it's just the wattpadiness, y'know."

Wattpadiness by Queer_Pings September 29, 2020

Wattpad 

That site which ended up producing "masterpieces" such as After. Also its down. AGAIN.

fangirl: i write all my works on Wattpad!
disgruntled friend: do you have a fever?

Wattpad by i am way too gay for this February 16, 2021

wattpad 

a place where you can make your dreams come true.
wattpad is a reading app where you can write or read whatever you want for free!! most of the people on the app are nice and funny too. ive never made as many understanding friends as i have when reading some of my favourite Harry Potter fan fictions<3

“i love wattpad”

wattpad by jasmineloveswattpad August 31, 2022

Wattpad 

AO3 but somehow even hornier.

Person 1: Name one website hornier than AO3.
Person 2: It’s edgy cousin Wattpad.

Wattpad by CurledPawsAndStuff October 20, 2022

wattpad dick 

A person who has a dick 15 inches or more

"Dude Jerry has a wattpad dick"

wattpad dick by TeaTimeEXE June 18, 2023

Wattpadding 

Wattpadding is the act of saying something unironically that would only be found in a Wattpad story or with someone that you really trust acting cringe and weird around.

P1:I guess what I'm trying to say is..
P2:STOP WATTPADDING

(Not in a relationship)
P1:You're so cute when you're mad
P2:Don't Wattpad me.

Wattpadding by Dementiapatient June 24, 2023