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Volkswagen Touran

One of the fastest economic lightweight beautiful mpv's made ever Especially the 2007-2010 was offered with a majestic engine the 1.4 TSI Twincharged engine which could blow away your sports car.. Handles very well for the size and is super luxurious when you add the extras. Dual exhaust is hidden to look more like a sleeper that flashes its lights for you to move over the fast lane. Usually their owners are supreme cause its more expensive than the other peasantry mpv's you can get . Often mistaked as an eos or passat of their era. Whoever friend tells you that it doesnt as good to their leased (as fast as a grave) toyota or honda challenge them to a drag race or blast your 10 stock speakers to blow them away
Hey bro did that Volkswagen Touran just blast by us while we were doing 200?
-Yeah bro Its a Touran we better throw our sports car to buy one of these
Volkswagen Touran by hondaslayer January 27, 2019
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Volkswagen front-end

A girl’s vagina when seen through her pants, esp. in a seated position.
I messed up my titration the other day. My partner was sitting on a lab stool, and I got distracted by her Volkswagen front-end.
Volkswagen front-end by coleopter September 19, 2020

Volkswagen 

Volkswagen, shortened to VW, is a German automaker founded in 1937 by the German Labour Front, known for the iconic Beetle and headquartered in Wolfsburg. It is the flagship brand of the Volkswagen Group, the largest automaker by worldwide sales in 2016 and 2017.
Volkswagen by awesomesauce128 March 22, 2021

Volkswagen 

Mint when it doesn't break. Often breaks.
Volkswagen breaks too much
Volkswagen by Golfgolfgolf May 20, 2021

Volkswagen wave 

People who drive Volkswagen vans wave when they pass each other
Guy always uses the Volkswagen wave when driving his van
Volkswagen wave by anonymous September 6, 2021

Volkswagen 

Verb
To design a product in a way such that passing its testing is prioritized above being functional.
John volkswagened his product

(translated, designed his product specifically to pass testing without regard to usability)

to get it into mass production, and his company ended up failing after it started to malfunction.
Volkswagen by johnsaltzman January 20, 2022

Volkswagen ist bitten sied 

It is a romanian joke refered as an Volkswagen wrecked in a wall.
Volkswagen ist bitten sied - Volkswagen izbită-n zid. - Volkswagen wrecked in a wall
What car will the class clown get?

A Volkswagen izbită-n zid.
Volkswagen ist bitten sied by Vllad February 14, 2022