post-traumatic song depression

When a song, linked to an emotional memory, becomes impossible to listen to without getting depressed, due to some traumatic events that you associate with the song/memory, such as a breakup or someone dying.

"When he broke my heart, he gave me post-traumatic song depression every time I listen to 'Pale Blue Eyes' by the Velvet Underground."

"Since she died, I've had post-traumatic song depression over every song we listened to together."

post-traumatic song depression by Meowzicats December 16, 2013

Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD) 

The mental illness some caucasian Americans have since Barack Obama, an African-American, was elected as the first black, and the 44th President of the United States.

Most political conservatives, "Tea Party" teabag members, and Skin-heads may want to admit themeselves into the nearest psych ward for suffering from Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD) before they hurt someone or themselves.

Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD) by Rhoot July 9, 2010

PTDS post traumatic down syndrome 

When you have sex with a down syndrome and can't live with yourself

I can't believe I slept with that downsy I have PTDS post traumatic down syndrome

PTDS post traumatic down syndrome by Mr giggles February 19, 2023

Post Traumatic Chess Syndrome 

When someone suffers through a traumatic event such as a car accident, swine flu epidemic, etc. And soon after they find themselves unable to stop playing chess. This is a very rare, yet sad occurrence that almost always leads to death.

Bill:have you seen Jerry?
Fred:no why?
Bill:he's suffering from post traumatic chess syndrome.
Fred:....oh god, why!!

Post Traumatic Chess Syndrome by ChessSufferer September 15, 2011

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder 

the traumatic stress you feel between the moment you post something on the Internet and the moment somebody likes it or responds

so I post this hilarious pic of me playing air guitar and within 37 minutes I get no response. No likes, no comments. Nothing. So here I am staring blankly at my Facebook wall with a severe case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as I wait for somebody to like my hilarious new update

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder by Peter Greenwall March 11, 2013

Post Traumatic Earthquake Stress Disorder

Being scarred of small earthquakes like a little bitch.

My friend Nav experienced an Earthquake and now suffers from Post Traumatic Earthquake Stress Disorder.

Post Traumatic Earthquake Stress Disorder by Earthquake Lover October 23, 2012

Post Traumatic Jacking 

After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.

Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.

Post Traumatic Jacking by WhatDoYouDefiine April 27, 2015