toyota 

a death wish.

a vehicle that is hard to stop, no matter how good the brakes.

Japans newest way to kill Americans while not at war with America.

Constantly moving forward despite having brakes.

John: "hey, you hear tommy was hit by a Toyota Prius because the Prius couldn't stop? he almost died!"

Guy: "Yeah. Sean had the same problem with his Camry. he caused the 70 car pile up on I-95 6 people died!"

toyota by I am who i am! Get over it! April 2, 2010

Toyota 

Nerds. No more no less.

Toyota: We don’t want our cars being involved in illegal street racing.
Need For Speed: pffftt... nerds.

Toyota by Justicewithtacosandweed November 25, 2019

Toyota 

Sucks, just the worst

Fuck Toyota!

Toyota by Lionblaze! December 20, 2020

Toyota 

A Car or Minivan that every guy in lkwd gets because everyone else gets it

Shmuly: you got a toyota camry?
Yanky: no i got a toyota Sienna cause i already have 5 kids!

Toyota by Feigenbaum June 26, 2022

Toyota 

Things that will break down eventually

People should shut the poop up with Toyotas that they never break down, because they do

Toyota by EMD F59PHI May 19, 2024

toyota 

a vehicle used by islamic terrorists (in syria, iraq and libya) and african armies (toyota war)

muhammad loves a toyota

toyota by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025

toyota pickup

Toyota's compact truck sold in america before introducing the popular Tacoma.

its basically the same thing as the Toyota Hilux. these things may as well as be bullet proof, top gear tried to kill one and failed. surprisingly they can be found for pretty cheap if you keep your eyes out for one, and make a great first car for anyone due to their reliability, toughness and good fuel economy

my toyota pickup has 200,000 miles and counting. it would take some serious c4 to actually kill this thing

toyota pickup by toyotapickupman November 15, 2012