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Slow Squatch 

When I giant Sasquatch of a person is obvious to obvious come ons, flirting or other sexual advances. The individual is usually a calm and gentle giant but dumb as hell when it comes to flirting
Slow Squatch by Dave Squatch February 25, 2024

Squatcho 

The new fetch. It's the button on top of a hat, essentially the bee's knees...Bitchin, you know what I mean.
Aubree - "Yo, how was your weekend bro?"

Bri - "It was utterly bitchin"

Ian - "Dude, do you mean Squatcho? Bitchin was so last week."
Squatcho by SE Beast September 1, 2014

Squanching 

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.
Alex loves to go squanching at noon.
Squanching by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

Squanching 

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!
Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.
Squanching by Rob smitch January 21, 2019

Squatcher 

One who hunts for or is a fan of Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti and other hairy hominids
I haven't seen Kyle in weeks. He's been up in Oregon hunting Bigfoot. He's such a Squatcher
Squatcher by dw6245 December 19, 2009
The mother sasquatch and her squitch were seen crossing the road.

The bigfoot was video taped along with its two squitches.
Squitch by Gio Marron July 30, 2010