Shopping a la cart 

When someone fills their shopping cart with more items than they have money for. Then when they get to the register they keep asking for the subtotal or removing items until the price comes down to whatever money they have. These people tend to have no regard for causing the line to back up a wasting inordinate amounts of time.

Jerry: This Lady is crazy. Her bill was $500. She's already removed enough items to bring it down to $100 and she STILL doesn't have enough money.

Alex: Yeah it's gonna take forever for it to be our turn. I hate when people go shopping a la cart!

Shopping a la cart by autobot85 August 4, 2010

shooting bunnies 

pass gas, fart

Joey, are you shooting bunnies?

shooting bunnies by flatulant fanny March 17, 2010

shopping hangover

When you wake up and are hit with the remembrance of last night's out of control shopping escapade.

There are a few infomercials on during the day but at night they are featured on nearly every channel. Big Business knows that as consumers, our guard is down at night, so they capitalize by only feeding us shopping options.

"Shopping hangover" applies to infomercials as well as online shopping - since after around 11 p.m. people start to feel the need to buy everything they've ever thought about...and some things they haven't.

"Dude - when I checked my e-mail this morning and had 17 congratulatory messages from eBay, I was hit with the biggest shopping hangover! What did I DO last night?"

shopping hangover by Rusty Pierce December 27, 2007

Shopping-gasm

The pleasure a shopper experiences when (s)he finds the perfect item or an incredible deal.

Oh, my GOD! Can you believe I found this Prada purse on the bargain table? I 'm having the ultimate shopping-gasm.

Shopping-gasm by Bill Bassett June 21, 2017

Doodle Snooping 

Aimlessness like Behaviour, Standing around watching other people, Listening to converstions in the background with no input, Does not have much to say.

Hey i think that guy is Doodle Snooping, He's been hanging around us all day but hasnt said much at all. Yeah he is a real Doodle Snooper

Doodle Snooping by Daniel Shepheard December 5, 2009

geezer shopping 

An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.

Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!

geezer shopping by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

spot shopping 

The intention of going to the store to buy one thing but you look for other things you may want.

I went spot shopping at Wal-Mart the other day and left the store with a cart full of junk.

spot shopping by Shock Smoove October 23, 2010