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realesticle 

realistic in a sexual manner or relating to human genitals.
that guy was so realesticle at the dinner party. it was very disturbing, but father john was very aroused when he brought up small children.
realesticle by Dr.Brichta June 15, 2010
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remesscreation 

v. When the child(ren) in your care pull back out the stuff you just finished putting away
Dad: What have you been up to all day?
Mom: Watching the kids performing remesscreation...
remesscreation by brinnlit June 1, 2011

Realestank 

An analogy as to "real estate", yet referring to women instead of houses or property, making the comical inference that one would go and find realestank as opposed to the normal usage of real estate, as in finding property.
Bro 1: "Yo what's good for tonight??"

Bro 2: "We're going to hit up that natty light, crush a few, and find some realestank"

Bro 1: "Fuck yeaaaahhh"
Realestank by swagmaster2k11 October 22, 2011

Reamstick 

A long hard object used to fuck something incredibly painfully. This is usually done so in the anus or some other unconventional pore such as the eye socket or ear. A reamstick can be anything ranging from a lead pipe to an abnormally sized penis.
I was disappointed with the size of his Australian penis but it didn't matter once he got his reamstick from a the drawer next to the bed.

Victim fucked to death in the eye with this man's reamstick.
Reamstick by The Brolaxitator December 24, 2012
remeses is that one unique guy, he's the guy that has a random ass feed on Instagram, he is very conceited. remeses is definitely a guy you want to be friends with.
yoo theres remeses.
remeses by pablo johanson June 22, 2017

reamsworth 

she hasnt washed her hair. she's a real reamsworth
reamsworth by Winding wind May 14, 2020