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Penguins Of Madagascar
Elite body agents who live in a zoo. They are tasked with preventing havoc in the world, some notable examples are by preventing Donald Trump from using the N-word, preventing the 2nd 9/11 and saving Barrack Obama
By morning they are "cute and friendly penguins" but by night they're on a secret mission to infilntrate their arch-nemises and save the world and protect the n word pass.
The group consists of...
Skipper: The leader who tasks the team with top-secret military-grade missions
Private: The cude and cuddley penguin who is used as a decoy to fool their arch-nemises
Kowalski: The super-intelligent Penguin who gives the analysis whenever Skipper asks for it, his intelligence exceeds the intelligence of the CIA
Rico: The dude who provides military-class weapons to the team or anything else, i mean, he throws it up so who knows what it will be?
By morning they are "cute and friendly penguins" but by night they're on a secret mission to infilntrate their arch-nemises and save the world and protect the n word pass.
The group consists of...
Skipper: The leader who tasks the team with top-secret military-grade missions
Private: The cude and cuddley penguin who is used as a decoy to fool their arch-nemises
Kowalski: The super-intelligent Penguin who gives the analysis whenever Skipper asks for it, his intelligence exceeds the intelligence of the CIA
Rico: The dude who provides military-class weapons to the team or anything else, i mean, he throws it up so who knows what it will be?
Example of a day in the office for The Penguins of Madagascar
During day
Penguins: *waving*
Woman: Aww, those penguins are so cute
Man: i know right!, They look so harmless and cuddly
At night
Skipper: Ok team, our new mission: Infiltrate Donald trump and secure the N-word pass, KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS. RICO, TRACKER. PRIVATE, Be private!
During day
Penguins: *waving*
Woman: Aww, those penguins are so cute
Man: i know right!, They look so harmless and cuddly
At night
Skipper: Ok team, our new mission: Infiltrate Donald trump and secure the N-word pass, KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS. RICO, TRACKER. PRIVATE, Be private!
Penguins Of Madagascar by AverageLawAbidingCitizen April 27, 2019
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Tingus Pingus
Michael Rappaports creation of Kristaps Porzingus. He is one of the tallest NBA players and is a great person to know in the bedroom. Big forehead, Big meat
“What the fuck did they do, who the fuck is this, Who the fuck is Tingus Pingus, I’ve never heard of a fucking Lativiva, you stupid mother fuckers you!”
Tingus Pingus by Tingus February 2, 2019
Marching the Penguin
House: You mix rocking, grunting, sweating, and dystonia with concerned parents, and you get an amateur diagnosis of epilepsy. In actuality, all your little girl is doing is saying "Yoo-hoo" to the hoo-hoo.
Mom: She's what?
House: Marching the penguin. Ya-yaing the sisterhood. Finding Nemo. It's called gratification disorder. It's sort of a misnomer. If one was unable to gratify one's self, that would be a disorder.
Mom: Are you saying she's masturbating?
House: I was trying to be discrete, there is a child in the room.
Mom: She's what?
House: Marching the penguin. Ya-yaing the sisterhood. Finding Nemo. It's called gratification disorder. It's sort of a misnomer. If one was unable to gratify one's self, that would be a disorder.
Mom: Are you saying she's masturbating?
House: I was trying to be discrete, there is a child in the room.
Marching the Penguin by houseism June 24, 2009
baby penguin
Someone who is completely naive or innocent who you could never picture doing anything sexual. Usually refers to males. Not based on physical appearance.
baby penguin by becbec March 7, 2012
Genuine Penguin
Genuine Penguin by T dazzle December 14, 2015