pete wentz 

The bassist for the band Fall Out Boy. He's a vampire/werewolf mix. Sort of good looking...Not that talented, but okay. Just good for staring at and having sexual fantasies. Other band members are Patrick Stump (leprechaun), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk).

Patrick: Peter Pan...like omg you are too hawt 4 werds.
Pete Wentz: I know dude, so are you.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Pete: Sure.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Patrick: I'm glad the world doesn't know how gay (but hot) we are.
Pete: I know.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.

pete wentz by LeprechaunLover December 14, 2008

pete wentz 

The bassist for the band Fall Out Boy. He's a vampire/werewolf mix. Sort of hot...Not that talented, but okay. Just good for staring at and having sexual fantasies. Other band members are Patrick Stump (leprechaun), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk).

Patrick: Peter Pan...like omg you are too hawt 4 werds.
Pete Wentz: I know dude, so are you.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Pete: Sure.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Patrick: I'm glad the world doesn't know how gay (but hot) we are.
Pete: I know.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.

pete wentz by LeprechaunLover December 14, 2008

pete wentz 

Th bassist of Fall Out Boy, a talented band. Has hairy nipples

girl 1: omg pete wentz is so hott!!
girl 2: he's ok, but hes has hairy nipples...

pete wentz by taylorrawr September 27, 2008

Pete Wentz 

noun: 1.) A pretentious "lyricist" and "bassist" for Blink-182 clone Fall Out Boy. Given to nonsensical, indecipherable and moronic pseudo-hipster musings which teenage girls mistake for lyrical genius.

2.) A "musician" that can't play while moving and yet jumps around onstage like a monkey in heat.

3.) A person who actually thinks that "You aren't who loves you, you're what you love" is a deep, thoughtful philosophical point.

Roy: Hey, man, did you see that video of Pete Wentz playing with his band?

John: Yeah, man... can he stand still for at least one song?

Roy: I don't think so, man... and those lyrics...

John: What do they even mean?

Roy: I don't know... why are we even thinking about that twerp?

John: No idea. You wanna get a beer?

Pete Wentz by TeddyBear333 October 30, 2013

pete wentz 

Cassie P.'s man bye.

Cassie and Pete have nonstop sex.

pete wentz by kathleen August 9, 2004

Pete Wentz 

the biggest klavier gavin kinnie who doesn't even know who klavier gavin is

"doesn't klavier gavin kinda remind you of pete wentz?"
"actually, in my case its vice versa. pete wentz reminds me of klavier gavin !!!!!!!!!!! they're both gay swagsters in bands with style :cold_sweat:"

Pete Wentz by bubuifbudiufodg July 16, 2022

Pete Wentz

The guy from Fall Out Boy who's simultaneously in everyone's ceiling at once.

Gary and Martha were doing it. As Gary took his underwear off Pete Wentz emerged from the vents to give him a condom.

Thanks Pete.

Pete Wentz by FUDIGXITDTISIR November 3, 2025